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Funny or Not? 可笑吗?  

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 Funny or Not?  可笑吗?

A man who had broken his right leg was taken to hospital a few weeks before Christmas. From the moment he arrived there, he kept on pestering his doctor to tell   him when he would be able to go home. He dreaded having to spend Christmas to hospital. Tough the doctor did his best, the patient’s recovery was slow .

On Christmas day, the man still had his tight leg in plaster. He spent a miserable   day  in  bed thinking of all the fun he was missing. The following day, however, the doctor consoled him by telling him that his chances of being able to leave hospital in   time for New Year’s Eve he was able to hobble along to a party. To compensate   for his unpleasant experiences in hospital, the man drank a little more than was good   for him. In the process, he enjoyed himself thoroughly and kept telling every   body how much he hated hospitals. He was still mumbling something about hospital at the end of the party when he slipped on a piece of ice and broke his left leg.

大意:圣诞节前,有个人因摔断了右腿,住了医院,但他一直缠着医生要出院过圣诞节,医生告劝他康复是缓慢的,你的腿上还上着石膏。节后,医生说元旦前可以出院了,病人听了精神振奋。除夕那天,他一拐一拐的去参加了宴会。他边饮酒边诉说讨厌医院的事,宴会后因醉酒滑倒在一块冰上,又跌断了左腿。

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